Dear Direct Tv,

   I could complain about your inferior product, but instead of that, let's focus on your dodgy business practices.

First off, charging my bank account WITHOUT permission is not right in the least bit. Why is my payment late? Probably because I need to pay rent first and foremost and NOT you fuckwits. So yeah, feel free, charge my account that has just enough to cover the check I wrote for rent. It's ok. It's not like I'll end up homeless over late rent. Now that I can't afford rent, however, now that's a completely different problem. Do you guys give a damn? You sure do! You gave us Showtime for a month, FREE!

So I'm told you're going to refund me the $50 equipment fee because I'm keeping the service I ALREADY PAID FOR. Awesome, I can expect the money IN MY BANK ACCOUNT by tonight? Sweet! Oh wait, why haven't I been refunded yet? OH! You're giving me fucking credit for your SHIT SERVICE THAT ISN'T DUE TIL NEXT MONTH! You're fucking princes among men! I call and complain and get some dude not even in the same fucking country named "Alan" that he's very sorry and not to worry, I only owe $26 and change for next months service. Yeah, that really helps me pay THIS MONTHS phone bill. Thanks a lot cunts. Pure fucking sweethearts, the lot of you.

Instead of feeding your fucking families while mine starves, I'm getting rid of your shit service. I'm done with it. There's nothing on TV I can't watch online or read in it's original book form (which is probably much more interesting).

In short, fuck you Direct Tv.